The Folly of Bush:

George Bush: Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza: "Hu" is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condoleeza: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condoleeza: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condoleeza: No, sir.
George: Look, condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condoleeza: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condoleeza: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
condoleeza: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.