Jokes:

Warning:
Some of these jokes may have the following effect:
Causing severe laughter which may lead to shortage of breath and in extreme cases suffocation.
Offending you by insulting your race, religion, country, political ideology, favourite sort of ice cream, etc.
Sudden laugh attacks caused by spontaneous recall of one or more of these jokes after having read them, which may lead to shortage of breath and/or you embarrassing yourself

Should you happen to be under 18, have a weak heart, or simply are easily offended you are strongly advised not to read any of these jokes.
The webmaster refuses to take any responsibility whatsoever even if you pay heed to this warning.
Enjoy